Early this morning, in a surprise announcement, Allan Dyer announced that he is stepping down from his seat on the school board. In a written statement Mr. Dyer cited a sudden sense of remorse for his past behavior which has cost the county hundreds of dollars in legal fees defending his frivolous lawsuits and resulted in not one but two ethics complaints.
“I’ve now seen the light,” he wrote glowingly, "and it isn't pretty."
Fellow school board member and Dyer confidant, Cindy Vaillancourt had no comment. She was last seen hiding out amongst the school children hanging out in the library.
