Once again it is time to open up a can of sarcasm on the
HoCo loco world of blogging with the sixth annual Dookie awards. The Dookies,
named after Hayduke not the other thing, are a time to plant tongues firmly in
cheeks and have a little fun with our blogging brethren and blog readers. So,
without further diddling and unnecessary verbosity, I hereby open the 2012 Dookie nominations.
The Royal
Dookie Academy
recognizes the symbiotic relationship of Twitter and blogs and no one has done
more to tweet HoCo loco blogs than Jesse Newburn. In her zeal to tie the two
media platforms even tighter together Jesse has developed list of loco hashtags
a mile long covering every possible subject from HoCoMartnis to HoCoNature.
Count us among those that find this proliferation of #hoco’s to resemble a plate of corned beef hash, a little of everything, but very little meat. For that reason we nominate
Jesse for the Corned Beef Hash Dookie. We'd write a tweet about this but we're afraid the hashtags alone would use up all 140 characters.
Expanding beyond the simple written word, Bill Woodcock has
added video to his HoCo blogging repertoire. In his initial installments we see
Bill peering down at us while sitting in what appears to be his living room complete with a cracked mirror and a disabled smoke alarm in the background. Bill is so
close to the camera that you can almost see his nasal hairs. That’s too close
for us and brings to mind the Seinfeld episode with the close talker. The
Dookie academy nominates Bill Woodcock for the Close Talker Dookie.
Nobody likes school redistricting. No matter where the lines
are drawn, there is bound to be a group of people who cry foul. Taking sides and
calling out those who manufacture facts is a no win situation but this did not deter
Lisa Schlossnagle. In her blog, Lisa B, Mrs. S, Lisa wrote 15 posts covering
every aspect of this touchy subject. We haven’t seen coverage this deep on
a single loco hot topic since Frank Hecker scrutinized councilmantic redistricting last year. Scholarly work such as this warrants recognition so we nominate
Lisa B., Mrs. S for the Frank Hecker Dissertation Dookie.
And finally, let us recognize those who comment on blogs.
Comments make blogs more interesting and sometimes downright fun like when
certain elected officials jump in. This year there were several standouts including
the self proclaimed avenger of statists, Bill Bissenas. After much debate and
several beers, the academy felt that this years honor for best blog commenter
should go to Chris Oxenham. We choose to honor Chris with the nomination for the
Chattering Class Dookie this year because he recently became engaged and we
suspect marriage may soon mellow out his vitriol.
As always, remember that Dookie nominations are open to all.
If you have someone in the HoCo blogosphere that you feel has earned a Dookie
of your own construct, please jump in.