previously aforementioned turkey and ham and I run into Dave.
"Hey, did you check out my blog?"
"Yeah, it was great but you got my name wrong," he says as points to his Heavenly Ham nametag which very clearly says "Dan."
"Shit. I'm sorry. I'll fix it tonight."
Sorry about that Dan.
I gotta start writing this stuff down...
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